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I went to college. Failed out - talked my way back in - failed out - talked my way back in - failed out - talked my way back in - failed out. I was a full blown alcoholic. I was drinking way more than even seasoned alcoholics do. It took me a DECADE to get my bachelors degree. In that decade I made so many mistakes, burned so many bridges, buried too many friends and risked my life so many times that I'm a bit surprised I'm alive. I mean I was hit and dragged by a car with me clinging to the bumper.

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