I Just Wan't To Work In My Garden And Hang Out With My Chickens Shirt

How about all movies are available, but they're all in VHS. So you have to rewind them when you're done and in order to get through the ads in the beginning you have to actually fast forward through them. Once inside, instead of harps and heavenly chorus, there's some generally inoffensive background pop music. Soft enough you can tune it out, but if you listen it's not quite toe tappingly good or earpluggingly bad, just sorta alright for what it is. The experience starts at the pearly gates. Sure, they look nice from a distance, but when you get close you realize it's a plastic pearly coating over some shaped particleboard forms. Whatever, head on in.

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