It’s The Always Yelling For Me Shirt

The other morning when my wife went out at about 6:30 a.m. to feed our chickens, some random assholewearing nothing but a pair of bike shorts jumped over our privacy fence into our backyard before proceeding to cut through multiple other yards. Clearly running from something. That same day, another asshole stole a weapon from the gun store I work at (Not a gun, thank God), after which I proceeded to call the police and track said asshole as he walked down the street, right past a police substation.

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